paradigmish | a post for psl/etc things

[Elio's propensity for sending him to the most shithole excuse for a planet in the most backwards of star systems was bordering on gleefully malicious, Dan Feng thinks, as he quickly, desperately winds his way through the crowded din of Terminal 68.

He's sniffling, in his human form- short hair, rounded ears, the poisonous gold of his eyes calmed into verdigris.

He needed to find one of the teleporters to the closest, private hot spring, and fast, because underneath the glamour was a Vidyadhara whose body temperature had gone below freezing for several days, and the mara in his veins Absolutely Did Not Like That.

Dan Feng doesn't see - or care - about the figure he slams into, with enough force that he'll topple them over if they don't brace themselves.]

Watch it!

[ The figure is short but-- shockingly sturdy. She rocks only slightly when he runs into her, a hand reaching out to grab his coat. Ostensibly to steady him, as he stumbles past.

The voice is soft, lilting. And, apparently, annoyingly perceptive, because it says: ]

Oh, my... How unusual~ for this world to be visited by someone like you.

[ Though, honestly, it's more likely she can just smell it on him. ]

[What does that mean. He frowns at her.]

I beg your pardon?

It's rare for those with cold blood to come to this planet.

[ smiles, crooking a scaled hand at him as she turns, gesturing for him to follow with her long tail waving behind her. ]

Come~ this way.

[Dan Feng watches her tail swish. The urge to sink his teeth into it makes his fangs ache. Instead of causing an international incident (now), he opts to follow her - stalking behind her, actually, less like a lost lamb and more like someone who was going to knife her for her wallet.]

[ She seems oblivious to his predatory prowling, for better or worse. But she leads him through the terminal and perhaps worryingly, outside into the freeze. The weather is half-decent, for once; snow is falling, as it always does, but the wind was less the sharp cut of knives and more the prickle of needles.

She picks up the pace, trotting along to one of the glacier tunnels; here, a teleporter, apparently in some disrepair. ... Honestly, it doesn't even look like it's working.

She kicks the power terminal next to it, though, and it slowly whirrs to life, beeping softly with error. She turns towards the holographic screen, though, tapping away at it. ]

This will take a moment to boot up, but you'll survive until then~ I'm sure. What brings you to Mailea?

[ ... An odd question, to be fair, when nobody calls it that any longer save for some of the elderly natives, reaching the end of their extended lifespan. This woman certainly does not look near to death's door in the least. ]

Edited (TOO SMALL) 2024-04-16 16:05 (UTC)

[MAN STANDING EMOJI?? WHY ARE WE OUTSIDE?? ARE THERE NO TELEPORTERS INSIDE???]

Just passing through.

[Technically he's not lying. If he was going to pass through the frozen wasteland and retrieve the stellaron that powered the complex web of superheated metallic springs that made up this planet's core, that still counted.

He stands way too close for her to be polite.]

Are you a native?

My~... You must be on a long journey, then.

[ Well the teleporter is IN the tunnel it's just like. still cold. and windy.

Since he's looking over her shoulder he can see that she's typing in coordinates to somewhere north and below them; probably much further down this tunnel system... or to the other side of it. It's hard to tell from the numbers alone.

The ear closest to him perks, slightly. She seems amused by the question. ]

Do you see any others~ like me around here?

Physical appearance has nothing to do with most things.

[Standing... a little closer... please hurry up his crops are not being watered he is dying.]

I have not heard this planet being called Mailea in - a while.

[ She's perfectly warm, even in her (objectively, for the weather) light coat.

But she taps a few more buttons, and the teleporter gives a happy little jingle distorted and by a speaker that looks to have been crept over with ice sometime in the last few decades. And she goes to step onto the platform, assuming he'll stick close. ]

You could say~ I'm a fan of old stories. And how have you come across the name Mailea~? My friend.

[He will stick close, actually, thanks! He closes his eyes for a moment, shaking his head like he's trying to clear it; he's starting to lose his hold on the glamour, azure scales blooming across his temples.]

I have heard of it as well. [Four hundred years ago Kind Of. He wasn't even in his Vidyadhara form; he'd slunk to one of the more remote springs as the Azure Dragon, and soaked there petulantly for twenty years.] Where are we going?

I assumed you'd want to warm up. Your heart rate is low.

[ And as if on cue, the teleporter finishes calibrating the two of them upon it-- and with a sharp zippy noises, they're suddenly somewhere new. It leaves the skin feeling weirdly tingly; clearly an old, obsolete model.

Where it deposits them is a spring that's clearly been long abandoned by the few who remain to profit from the other bathhouses. The pool here is large, certainly enough for a few dozen people, and the glacial ceiling thin; there's a hole in the thinnest part, where the sky is visible, and the rest pure and clear and crystalline. The air is warm here, but not too humid, until one gets too close to the rising steam.

The lighting around the edges of the pool and few pathways strangely remains lit-- perhaps some element of magic present in the water, forgotten to time. ]

Go gently, my friend~. You wouldn't want to injure yourself. The water is very hot, near the vents.

[Dan Feng stalks to the edges of the pool - it's hot, and perfect, but.

He turns to his benefactor, makes his way over to her - and around, so she's between him and the water.]

A private hideaway?

[And he starts moving, to back her into the edge.]

[ She smiles, but keeps a careful distance between them as he begins to crowd her back. ]

Of course. Your scales are showing~...

[He lifts a hand to his face, brows drawing down - and crowds her further, anyway, the glamour melting off, horn and tail and blue-ringed eyes glowing in even in the light.]

You don't seem surprised.

[Frankly speaking, even for a cold-blooded creature, he looks like a frozen corpse. His lips are blue, movements sluggish, and there's frost still crusted around his horns.]

I could smell it~ the moment you entered my space.

[ She stops, backed to the edge of the pool, her tail brushing the surface of it and sending little ripples across its surface.

She does seem a bit surprised, though, when he's fully revealed. ]

... one of Long's?

[Unfortunately he has already bolted close and made the attempt to shove her into the water right after she's asked the question, so--]

[ Ah, so it's like that!

Perhaps strangely, she lets herself be shoved, falling the short way down to the water's surface...

But her tail lashes out, curling tight around Dan Feng's ankle, to drag him with her with equally powerful force. ]

[They tumble into the water with an almighty splash, and Dan Feng kind of just... floats there, submerged, before surfacing. It's not to breathe, but to look for his benefactor, if she's melted or- something, that would say this pool is not safe for organic lifeforms.]

[ By the time he surfaces she's already moved to stand by the edge, removing her clothing and squeezing out the excess water. She looks over her shoulder at him, with a bit of a pout. ]

Must you have~? What poor self-control for a dragon.

Excuse me?

[His white coat billows behind him in the water. It's like watching a flower unfurl, with a really offended bee in the middle of it.]

You cannot blame me for being careful, impudent thing.

As if I did not want to bathe as well~... What a terrible child you are.

[ wetly drops her coat onto the stone, before turning to him. The only notable unnatural mark on her body is a large pit of a scar below a breast; evidently from some sort of large impalement. ]

Undress. You look ridiculous.

A child? I beg your pardon? I will have you- know --

[What is she doing. Wait. When did she get naked. Wait. W-

He flails - sinks a little, floats again with his coat caught on a horn.]

You can't do that!

[ She stares at him, brows raised. And then smiles, advancing on him. ]

Clothing is filthy and not to be permitted in the pools~ you know. It's bad enough that you came in unclean to begin with~ but I was so very worried for your health.

[He will NOT be undressed by entities seemingly governing bodies of steaming water thank you?

Dan Feng floats back further away from the edge- his tail winds up and through the water, but he is too confused about what was happening to decide how to visit violence upon this hot spring.]

I do not really care about what is not allowed in here. [He kind of does, like with all bodies of water.] You took me here and that is your problem.

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